FatalFang
The Versions
02

The Professor

4 min read973 wordsSeptember 21, 2026 Unlock free

I met him because he got his tones wrong.

On Tantan, his profile said: Historian. Leipzig, Berlin, Shanghai. Looking to practise my Chinese, correct me without mercy. A photo in front of a library, another on a bicycle, a third where he was reading in a café and pretending not to see the lens. The boys at Fudan post photos of cars. He posted books. I was twenty-two and I found that elegant.

I corrected him without mercy. He mixed up 买 and 卖, buy and sell, which, in hindsight, should have served as a warning. He answered in German, as a joke, and I spent the evening with a translator working out that he'd written: "You are stricter than my professors." He'd used the formal you. Nobody uses the formal you on Tantan.

The rest unlocks for free

Choose a name. Keep reading.

A handle, a password, and you pick up right here. No email, no credit card, no newsletter.

3–24 characters: letters, digits, _ or - · I already have one